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"Behind" the scenes
After 3 years of being in and around internet sites and blogs, and yet still not having a blog of my own, I decided to take a ‘Virtual Laxative’ to see if it would clear up my BLOG-stipation. Seems to have worked.
Never really got into this blogging thing. Can’t understand why people would want to share their inner-most personal feelings with as many people as they could possibly get to read them. I am a private sort of person. If I have a problem like, for example, constipation, I generally try to ‘work it out’ myself*.
In fact that was always the question at the forefront of my mind, when I heard people speaking about this persons blog and that persons blog. I just kept wondering why these people wanted to air their dirty laundry to the world. Then it came to me. They want attention. Pure and simple.
Well guess what!? I LOVE attention. The problem is, I am an introvert, and therefore I don’t like to bring attention to myself. I am sure you can see the dilemna and already I have taken the opportunity to vent one of my problems to you, the public.
I think I can see this blogging thing being great for my BLOG-stipation. Let’s just hope the amount of shit it leaves behind won’t offend anybody. If I do manage to offend any of you, please feel free to leave a message to let me know. However, for your own sake, please don’t mistake me for someone who will give a flying rats arse. Let’s just say I will be glad to have helped, by giving you another reason to write in your own blog.
* Please do not pardon the pun. It was very intentional.
Never really got into this blogging thing. Can’t understand why people would want to share their inner-most personal feelings with as many people as they could possibly get to read them. I am a private sort of person. If I have a problem like, for example, constipation, I generally try to ‘work it out’ myself*.
In fact that was always the question at the forefront of my mind, when I heard people speaking about this persons blog and that persons blog. I just kept wondering why these people wanted to air their dirty laundry to the world. Then it came to me. They want attention. Pure and simple.
Well guess what!? I LOVE attention. The problem is, I am an introvert, and therefore I don’t like to bring attention to myself. I am sure you can see the dilemna and already I have taken the opportunity to vent one of my problems to you, the public.
I think I can see this blogging thing being great for my BLOG-stipation. Let’s just hope the amount of shit it leaves behind won’t offend anybody. If I do manage to offend any of you, please feel free to leave a message to let me know. However, for your own sake, please don’t mistake me for someone who will give a flying rats arse. Let’s just say I will be glad to have helped, by giving you another reason to write in your own blog.
* Please do not pardon the pun. It was very intentional.
A little bit about me
- BLOG-stipated
- I am a normal person. Married, with one child. I work a normal 9 to 5 job. I have a dog and about a thousand other pets, every one of them pet hates. I am sure you will get to meet them all in due time.
People I have offended so far
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