Man, this blogging thing is hard. I am so hard-up for a reason to blog that I can't even think of something to whinge about. Maybe this is what the doctor ordered. A little bit of public sooking and I am cleared of all things that piss me off.
Like Alanis Morisette with her "Jagged Little Pill" CD. Now that was one angry bitch. And then, after that album shot to number 1 and, like, about 9 out of the 12 songs were hits, she's suddenly a millionaire. And now she's happy. The next thing she writes is a song called "Thank you". Yeah I'd be thankful too if all you people actually paid me heaps of money to write about the things that shit me up the wall.
Look at Guns 'N' Roses. Every song they write sounds like they're really pissed off. What have they got to be pissed off about? "Damn I ran out of black nail polish...that just really gets my goat". I can imagine Axl saying "gets my goat". Be surprised if he remembers the words. I remember watching one of their live videos on the Japan leg of the "Use Your Illusion Tour". He had a tele-prompter with the words to his songs...and it was "Sweet Child O' Mine" of all songs. My 3 year old boy nearly knows the words to that one and the guy who wrote it needs a reminder!?
Anyways I guess now that I'm done whinging I can start to write about happy things...ummm nope. Too much like Home And Away. Every person that comes into that show starts out a bad guy, then by the end of their first season they're good and everyone likes them. About once every three months I find myself watching an episode and saying something along the lines of..."Hang on...the last time I saw this show she was trying to kill that guy, and now they're plotting a bake sale together?!? Cor Blimey!!! And even the simplest bake sale requires this massive organisational structure. The whole town (being the half dozen cast characters required for tonights episode) gathers at the diner to have Colleen delegate duties, which none of them actually carry out anyways. Yet, the very next day they have a bake sale on. And the only people who attend it are the ones who were at the meeting the night before. Why didn't they just bake a cake and take it to the meeting? Better still, buy one fresh from the diner.
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"Behind" the scenes
After 3 years of being in and around internet sites and blogs, and yet still not having a blog of my own, I decided to take a ‘Virtual Laxative’ to see if it would clear up my BLOG-stipation. Seems to have worked.
Never really got into this blogging thing. Can’t understand why people would want to share their inner-most personal feelings with as many people as they could possibly get to read them. I am a private sort of person. If I have a problem like, for example, constipation, I generally try to ‘work it out’ myself*.
In fact that was always the question at the forefront of my mind, when I heard people speaking about this persons blog and that persons blog. I just kept wondering why these people wanted to air their dirty laundry to the world. Then it came to me. They want attention. Pure and simple.
Well guess what!? I LOVE attention. The problem is, I am an introvert, and therefore I don’t like to bring attention to myself. I am sure you can see the dilemna and already I have taken the opportunity to vent one of my problems to you, the public.
I think I can see this blogging thing being great for my BLOG-stipation. Let’s just hope the amount of shit it leaves behind won’t offend anybody. If I do manage to offend any of you, please feel free to leave a message to let me know. However, for your own sake, please don’t mistake me for someone who will give a flying rats arse. Let’s just say I will be glad to have helped, by giving you another reason to write in your own blog.
* Please do not pardon the pun. It was very intentional.
Never really got into this blogging thing. Can’t understand why people would want to share their inner-most personal feelings with as many people as they could possibly get to read them. I am a private sort of person. If I have a problem like, for example, constipation, I generally try to ‘work it out’ myself*.
In fact that was always the question at the forefront of my mind, when I heard people speaking about this persons blog and that persons blog. I just kept wondering why these people wanted to air their dirty laundry to the world. Then it came to me. They want attention. Pure and simple.
Well guess what!? I LOVE attention. The problem is, I am an introvert, and therefore I don’t like to bring attention to myself. I am sure you can see the dilemna and already I have taken the opportunity to vent one of my problems to you, the public.
I think I can see this blogging thing being great for my BLOG-stipation. Let’s just hope the amount of shit it leaves behind won’t offend anybody. If I do manage to offend any of you, please feel free to leave a message to let me know. However, for your own sake, please don’t mistake me for someone who will give a flying rats arse. Let’s just say I will be glad to have helped, by giving you another reason to write in your own blog.
* Please do not pardon the pun. It was very intentional.
A little bit about me
- BLOG-stipated
- I am a normal person. Married, with one child. I work a normal 9 to 5 job. I have a dog and about a thousand other pets, every one of them pet hates. I am sure you will get to meet them all in due time.
People I have offended so far
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