5 things I am thankful for.

1. I am thankful that no-one held a gun to my head and demanded I hand over my wallet and the keys to my car.
2. I am thankful that my house was not destroyed in an earthquake or some other natural disaster.
3. I am thankful that some 18 year old punk did not lose control of his vehicle and collide into my own vehicle at twice the speed limit.
4. I am thankful that The Reserve Bank Of Australia did not increase home loan rates by another .25%.
5. I am thankful that my mental lisp is gone.