Hey, I have just heard the most ridiculous thing. Some complete stranger (yeah right…like I’m going to take the word of a complete stranger) suggested to me that the World Wrestling Entertainment isn’t real.
NOT REAL!?! I don’t understand. Are you suggesting that at King Of The Ring in 1998, The Undertaker didn’t really throw Mankind from a 16 foot cage to the floor? Does this mean that Mankind didn’t really dislocate his shoulder and push one of his teeth up through his nose on impact? So would this be the same match that didn’t really see Undertaker chokeslam Mankind through the roof of the cage onto the canvas?
Wow that’s some really good special effects then. So does that mean that in 2001 Shane McMahon didn’t really drop 75ft from the light rigging to drop an elbow on The Big Show and claim the title "The Giant Killer"? Yes…from 75 feet in the air! He didn’t really do that?!
And I suppose the next thing you’re going to tell me is that Triple H didn’t really continue to wrestle in a Tag Team match vs. Chris Benoit and Chris Jericho after tearing his left quadriceps fair away from the bone?
Wow…and they've been fooling me all this time! I suppose Owen Hart is still alive and well and living his life out as a hermit. Away from society in case some unsuspecting fan learns that WWE is not really real.
I was absolutely devastated when I was told. It was almost as heart breaking as the day I learned that Bob The Builder can’t really erect an entire building in a single day.
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