Thtill Thuffering the Thideffecth

Tha’th right. I thtill have thith lithp in my thoughth that won’t go away. Couldn’t have been worth timing either. Ith not very often that my wife and I get the opportunity to…how do you thay it?...”get amourouth”. Well maybe that’th how you thay it. What I am trying to thay ith that with a three year old thleeping in between you, there’th not much opportunity to root.

But latht night wath one of thothe opportuniti’th. While I wath getting ready to go to thleep, I kept thinking to mythelf, “I am gonna hit her up for thome theckth tonight”. But ath luck would have it I couldn’t get into it. I kept hearing mythelf thay “ooh thweety you look thoooo theckthy in that thatin thlip. Thounded like a complete and utter homotheckthual. Now, ath I thaid before, I am not a gay bathyer, but there ith nothing leth theckthy than a fag being theckthy. Turned me right off. Rolled over and went thtraight to thleep.